i actually had this conversation today
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH OH MYGOD THE FACT THAT THIS IS A TRUE STORY MAKES IT TEN TIMES BETTER
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version
A photo of the rare dabadeedabatiger.
this rare species of tiger has the rare pigment “dabadeedabadie” derived from a blue world
scientists have proven that all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside
I’m fuckin done with this site