phoenixwrong:

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

#the ol razzle dazzle

phoenixwrong:

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

#the ol razzle dazzle

(Source: awakemysoul2355)

238,166 notes

eatingisfab:

imagine life without copy paste

133,595 notes

cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

(Source: fingerblaster113)

365,997 notes

sigsauer-ist:

patrikthestar:

theelpasogunfight:

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

Hahahaha

i got the same SAT score as him, so i know where i stand

i’m not a tree i’m a bush

22,350 notes

stealthboy:

how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually change something

587 notes

kadabbs:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else

189,648 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

99,889 notes

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

73,431 notes

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

(Source: eixd)

296,994 notes

swampgallows:

wooliest:

?????

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

swampgallows:

wooliest:

?????

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

63,018 notes

keepingtrackoflosttime:

The Ties of Special Agent Fox Mulder: Season One

1,374 notes